yo, we should like, jam

I, Reuben Toadstool am desperate to entertain you and your loved ones! I will dance and prance for my supper! Something something bar mitzvah joke. Happy to play your venue/bar/basement/farm/gas station/satellite/yacht/bowling alley/oil rig/nuclear reactor/river/zoo/covered bridge/suspension bridge/farmer’s market/garage.

Available a la carte or as a combo meal with The Hot Pastrami Band or a seasonal vegetable medley.

Why not hit that email form and see what happens?

Wouldn’t you love for THIS to be singing at you?